01. Bangalas
They always think that they smell great and obviously it's a wrong perception. I AM VERY biased against people with body odour because i am very sensitive to smells. Hey hey black it's ok if you stink but i really wonder why can't you just put your ARMS down?!?!?! What's the point of holding for support at the HIGHEST peak of the pole? This is not contest (see who can put your arms to the highest PUT IT DOWN). And stop leaning on the pole for support. We would love to hold the pole without you stench and without your back leaning against the pole that we have to accidentally touch it and stop showing us a satisfied face when we OBVIOUSLY ACCIDENTALLY touched you. We definitely have no intentions in our mind other than pushing you out of the train and to the track.
Annoying meter: 8/10
Wooo hooo have a smelly ride.
02. Youngsters whom plugged in their world of techno and living completely in the own world.
MIND YOU YOU ARE IN THE TRAIN! A TRAIN! With old folks, nerds, kids and definitely without people whom hate techno (like me). We don't wish to share your music! Stop looking at us giving that "Omg why are they all looking at me" face when your music sucks to the core and you are forcing everyone to listen and rock to the beat with you. NO HELL NO WE ARE NOT INTERESTED. Plug out and listen to it yourself.
Annoying meter: 7/10
Have a blast in your ears.
03. Malaysian make up-boutique-sales-girl whom can't stop looking at you from head to toe.
Stop looking at me i know i have a brighter future there you right here in Singapore. MADE IN SINGAPORE. I am not biased against malaysians! Or sales girls! But the combination of both of them is just... Plain madness of stares. I don't know why they like to look at you in full black (their uniform but not the classy Chanel/Dior ones) carrying a pasa malam bag with another BA GUA plastic bag (supposely to put their shoes) looking at you non stop without even blinking their eyes. I am quite sure they are staring because they want to know what kind of make up you are using. They must be damn envious...
Annoying meter: 9/10
I'm sorry i hate stares.
04. China.
A-huh! I don't think i need to elaborate on this. They just love to stare. It makes me recall about one Chinese New Year last year! Two years ago! I was in the train. With curly curly brown perms thinking i look like a doll more than a poodle. On the train, met his China man whom can't stop staring at smiling DISGUSTINGLY at me. Mad irritated, glared back at him. He started talking to me in between the pole. Asked me why CNY i never go back to my home town. Fuck you this is my home town! You should scram all the way back to yours!!! Why leave your brain at China and come to singapore i don't understand... And FUCK those china sluts. K fine i'm just TOO agitate as always when it comes to them.
Annoying meter: 10/10
I hate China sluts.
05. Your friends.
The awkward scene of bumping into them but have got nothing to say yet gotta stand beside each other. Always starts off with "EH! Hello! Where u going? -Orchard. Ah i see....." SILENCE. Completely awkward. Play it off better by plugging into your mp3 or pretend to text/call out.
Annoying meter: 2/10
You just wish you were alone.
06. Your ex.
People often say there is a reason why he is your ex and did not make it to today with you. Of course there are reasons which you dread to talk about it at times further more bumping into him. With his girlfriend lagi worst... U should be thinking. "His taste detolerated!" Or... Damn she's so much hotter. Or, omg are they heading to the same mall we always used to go? Anyway it's none of your business because it is your EX. Stop living in the past even if you bump right into him.
Annoying meter: 5/10
Spoils your day.
07. Random-shoppers.
Nice printer! Nice shoe rack... Omg i'm serious i love your bamboo plant for the upcoming CNY! I'm just kidding. Hey hey your plant's stem is hitting on me!! Take a cab. Don't save money like this!! Please!! Take a taxi!!! Or send your big buy for delivery!
Annoying meter: 4/10
Those are just decos for trains.
08. Business women looking really HAO LIAN.
Nice OL suit with un-matching pair of heels. Nice fake looking gucci tote. Wow love your hair! But poor thing you looked so drenched!
Fuck hao lian OL(s). Always think they are very classy and rich. Ya please stop snatching seats or spaces with us students whom have every right to take out our ezlink, tap and squeeze into the train! For someone so branded like you, Opps we were expecting a BMW, at least.
Annoying meter: 8/10
Shoo...
LAST. Of course. We all hate perverts on the train. I've met thrice! Been molested once! Why do sickos want to take trains? Go club la! Everybody will be too tipsy to realize u molested them. Not in the train. No DJ, no flickering lights, no loud music to cover up screams. Go get a life.
PS Taking trains can really be a chore.
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