If Facebook ever shut down, you'd see people aimlessly walking round streets, scribbling on walls, and poking each other.
90 people have Swine Flu, & everyone wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS, & nobody wants to wear a condom.
Smart man + smart woman = romance. Smart man + dumb woman = affair. Dumb man + smart woman = marriage. Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy.
I cannot predict the FUTURE. I cannot change the PAST. I have just the PRESENT moment. I must treat it as my LAST.
I cheated on my fears, broke up with my doubts, got engaged with faith, and now I'm marrying my dreams. - @TheLifeDiary
Exams Are Like Girlfriends: - Too Many Questions - Difficult To Understand - More Explanation Is Needed - Result Is Always Fail!
FuckingFacts If a boy ℒℴѵℯ a Girl more than ╚» FOOTBALL: than its true ℒℴѵℯ. #fuckingfacts
FuckingFacts When a guy stares at you for long period of time, he wishes you were his. #fuckingfacts
funnyorfact Boy break your heart, Man pick up the pieces. #funnyorfact
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. #funnyorfact
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